Category Archives: Non-Threatening

Surgical Onslaught is Evil As Fuck!

Surgical Onslaught…. pouty motherfuckers, aren’t they? And will someone get the little bald dude a phone book or some high heels.

I’m willing to bet that one of these guys is a closet Juggalo too.

The band doesn’t have a bassist… that’s so annoying.

Surgical Onslaught can be found on Facebook and ReverbNation.



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A Transylvanian Funeral is evil as fuck

A Transylvanian Funeral is evil as fuck

With a name like “A Transylvanian Funeral” I kind of expected something in a vampire theme. These guys look like stunt-doubles from a new Kevin James and Lou Diamond Phillips flick. Brokeback Mountain: The Leather Years, perhaps?

Check ’em out HERE.

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Meanwhile at a burrito stand in Bogota, NJ….

What do you mean you’re out of sriracha hot sauce?!

Check ’em out HERE

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Pace Ride

Grease 3: The New Faculty

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